SCENARIO 1 - ROAD WARRIORS
Behold our heroes,
HYNGRRN BYRSKRN on VOCALS
ERIK DARKSIGN on LEAD
GROOVESMITH HAMMERFUCK on BASS
MARKUS ROCKSMASH on DRUMS
They are atop a FLAMING TRUCK BEDECKED WITH SPEAKERS speeding through A POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND towards a MAGMA-SPEWING VOLCANO and they are going to FUCK UP EVERYTHING IN THEIR WAY.
|Make the trailer from DVD boxes with paper wrapped around!|
The band is beset by a bunch of ravenous HARPIES who wish to carry them off and devour them.
Music: DEVILDRIVER - THESE FIGHTING WORDS
These are followed by FLAMING BITCHES on MOTORBIKES who will ride up alongside the truck, climb up, and try to throw the band off the truck and into the maw of their pet STEEL WHEEL MONSTER MUNCHER.
Music: METALLICA - DISPOSABLE HEROES
2 - DEATH IN FIRE
An enormous skull-mawed far in the distance starts firing SKELETONS. They use their tattered cloaks as parachutes and land on the truck!
Music: SLAYER - HALLOWED POINT
Then ZOMBIES (i used plastic zombies so sorry, no paper minis for those ones) on STEAMROLLER SLED BIKES along with more FLAMING BITCHES on MOTORBIKES show up, and lo! The ground cracks and before the truck yawns a PIT OF FIRE! The truck will not get across the gap! The SLED BIKES and MOTORBIKES will make the jump though so you'd better steal those fucker's bikes before you fall into the FIREY PITS OF HADES!
Music: AMON AMARTH - DEATH IN FIRE
3 - BABY
The truck falls into the fire, but not before a DARK SHAPE bursts from the truck's cabin, pulls a ripcord, and rides the thermals from the lava pit into the sky! It is a CAMEO FROM A BELOVED PC OR NPC WHO DIED IN YOUR CAMPAIGN! The music turns poignant as they salute one last time and/or shout their catchphrase as they disappear into the brooding clouds, a last proud smile on their lips!
Music: MACHINAE SUPREMACY - THE CAVERN OF LOST TIME
But then a great wind is felt, and dissonance rings out across the land! It is JUSTIN BIEBER and he has come to kill the soul of metal! (Replace Justin Bieber with the much loathed tween pop singer of the day if you wish).
He floats in the air, blaring out an incessant rendition of Baby! He is tough and agile and really fucking annoying to take down! All stats are at -2 while he yet sings!
Music: JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY
4 - INDESTRUCTIBLE
At the destruction of Justin Bieber, the band feels the LORDS OF METAL SMILE UPON THEM! Great black leathery WINGS burst from their backs and they ASCEND INTO THE SKY! Before them is the MAGMA SPEWING VOLCANO and as they watch it FUCKING UNFURLS ITS WINGS!
Behold, THE GOD DRAGON.
His hands are grabby! His breath is firey! He is big and immensely climb-all-over-and-chop-uppable!
Music: FINAL DRAGON MEGAMIX (make this as ACTION PACKED AND FAST PACED AS POSSIBLE based on what you have! Cheesy metal goes great here! No slow bridges allowed!)
Convenient .rar with all the art in it is here: